impromptu tennis

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I was biking around the neighborhood this morning and listening to a Freakonomics podcast, The Days of Wine and Mouses. First of all, it was a very illuminating podcast. Seems like the most telling factor in how we judge a wine is by its price. Many soi-disant wine experts can't tell the difference between a $10 bottle of wine and a $50 bottle. Sheesh. I knew it.  I'm not much of an oenophile anyway. But a logophile? You betcha.

Then I was biking past the tennis courts at the end of Tennisvägen [pictured] and I noticed a tall, young woman alone on one of the courts. She was half-heartedly hitting tennis balls and I stopped to ask her a question about using the courts. After telling me in halting English about how it works, she asked if I was any good and did I want to hit some with her since doing it "by yourself is boring."

I said I was so-so and that I'd like to hit some. "I'll be back in... seven minutes." So, seven minutes later we were hitting some balls back and forth. I had no idea how good she might have been before entering the court. In the back of my mind I was thinking about how so many Swedes play tennis and how there are so many streets in various towns called "Tennisvägen." But I needn't have worried. It soon became apparent that I was the better player. But then I asked her name, and how long she'd been playing. Madeleine had only been playing for about two years! I was very impressed. She didn't strike me as a beginner. More of an intermediate player. Then she started asking me for pointers.  So for a few minutes I instantly transformed into my mother (who largely taught me) and I told her how to hit topspin and such.

Weather permitting we'll play again on Friday morning. But then this weekend she's traveling to Paris for five weeks. But I said we'd be living here through the end of July and she was keen to play when she got back in mid June. Perhaps I'd play against her and Tina. (I'd told her that my wife was roughly at the same skill level she was).

So that was lucky!

100 Pages of Aimlessness

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One Hundred Years Of Solitude ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez [abandoned]
Paperback: 464 pages ISBN-10: 0060929790 ISBN-13: 978-0060929794

I thought I'd tackle this well-loved book but I'm giving up 100 pages in.  Supposedly it's the story of the Buendia family in the fictional town of Macondo. There are about 37 people in this family, most of whom are either named José Arcadio, Aureliano, or Remedios. There's a family tree in the beginning but it's impossible to tell the characters apart (except for Ursula, the matriarch). After a few days of reading, I realized several things: 1) I have no idea what these characters are motivated by, 2) there doesn't seem to be a plot, 3) perhaps I'm missing something, 4) what the hell is with naming, like, seven characters the same name!? and 5) I'm bored. Also, I'm not the only one who feels this way about this book. So: wasn't enjoying it, so I quit. I can do that.
[abandoned in May 2012] [amazon]

mostly meh

Terminalworld

Terminal World ~ Alastair Reynolds
Paperback: 560 pages ISBN-10: 0441020437 ISBN-13: 978-0441020430 

This is a steampunk novel from an author known for SF. In the towering city of Spearpoint, Quillon is working as a pathologist in the district morgue. When a winged angel from the Celestial Levels ends up on his dissection table, it starts a chain of events that causes Quillon to embark on a journey into the hostile lands beyond Spearpoint. The main conceit at play is that the world (and Spearpoint) is divided into several different zones in which only certain kinds of technology can exist. Traveling from one zone to another, if you're heading from a more advanced zone to a less advanced zone, renders any more advanced tech unworkable. In Spearpoint the zones range from high-tech, to electricity, to steam-powered, to "Horsetown". It's a strange set-up that naturally doesn't hold up to close scrutiny but there you are. 

The beginning of the story moves along a fast clip and keeps you interested. But once Quillon travels beyond Spearpoint, the story slows down considerably. There are a few moments when things get re-invigorated, but they don't last until perhaps the last 70 pages of the book when events once again move at quicker pace. It was interesting enough to keep reading, but just barely. The middle is a slog. And Quillon's not the most captivating character either. My biggest complaint is that the book lacks suspense for 95% of the story. 

Some weeks ago I came across another reader who whole-heartedly recommends the author's book "House of Suns" but had warned me not to bother with this one. 

goody two-shoes

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A Little Princess ~ Frances Hodgson Burnett
Paperback 208 pages ISBN 13: 9780340997390 ISBN 10: 0340997397

This would not have been my first choice for read-aloud reading material but A) I don't have a ton of choices readily available (I'm currently in Sweden after all), and B) it's a old favorite of my wife's and she'd bought a copy recently. So, I found myself reading this 100-year-old story to the kids. At first I couldn't help inwardly rolling my eyes at the overwrought nature of the story and it's perfect little heroine. But as the titular Sara Crewe's fortunes take a turn for the worse, it wasn't so bad and both my kids were hooked. (Honestly, lately they've been hooked on whatever I've been reading to them.) Both my 7-year-old girl and my 10-year-old boy got caught up in the story and would blurt out ideas about the characters. As the tale came to a close even my old cynical self felt moved by the charity shown by Sara Crewe to those less fortunate than herself. (So that's two books by this author I've read now! Huh.)
[finished 19 apr 2012] [book depository]

I don't know what the title means either.

Anathem

Anathem ~ Neal Stephenson [abandoned]
Mass Market Paperback: 1008 pages ISBN-10: 006147410X ISBN-13: 978-0061474101


Kajsa (age 7) asked me what this book was about when I was more than 200 pages in and I couldn't really come up with a satisfying answer for her. I got 264 pages into this huge book before giving up. That was far too many pages than it deserved. Not much of anything happened in that first quarter of the book. 

Then I started checking out what some GoodReads members said of the book. It's rated greater than 4 of 5 stars by the 12,000+ readers who have read/attempted it. Lots of Stephenson fans out there. I, too, am a big fan of Snow Crash, and Cryptonomicon even more so. This book is not like those books. And, since I had decided to abandon this, I checked out some reviews with spoilers. None of those did much to make the book any sexier, either. 

In Anathem we have a far-future Earth-like planet called Arbre, where scientists, philosophers and mathematicians live like monks, closed off from the rest of the secular world. One such monk, 19-year-old Erasmus, narrates the story but "story" is a bit of a stretch. First of all, there's a maddening glossary of terms that you constantly have to check to figure out what the hell a character is talking about. Second of all, there's just lots of talking about arcane bits of science, math, etc, all of which does nothing to move the story toward any direction that is evident at this point. There's more than that but, who cares? It's really terribly dull. So screw that. 

[started 23 mar 2012, abandoned on 1 apr 2012, 264 pages in]

it's a hard life being a Viking

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Luke (age 10) is currently studying up on the Vikings for a school project. He brought home a children's book on the subject. I was a bit surprised to see one of the illustrations in it. And we ALL got a good laugh over it. (What is that pig looking at?!) As Kajsa (age 7) pointed out: "You can see his wiener!" I kept myself from saying the word I was thinking of. (It begins with B). No need to go there yet -- at least not with my daughter. 

The MSB's 3rd and last outing

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The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Prisoner's Dilemma ~ Trenton Lee Stewart
Paperback: 400 pages ISBN-10: 0316045500 ISBN-13: 978-0316045506

Reynie, Sticky, Kate, and Constance are once again pitted against the evil mastermind Ledroptha Curtain who of course just happens to be the twin brother of the benelovent Mr. Benedict. This tale is not quite as zippy as the preceding books but my two kids ate it up just as rabidly. As ever, Constance Contraire is a chief source of amusement, but the plot is harder to summarize. Basically Mr. Curtain wants to regain the Whisperer for his megalomanical plans. And Constance is developing some mental telepathy. Once again the kids would beg me to read more whenever I'd finish reading for the night. They love the Mysterious Benedict Society.
[finished 25 mar 2012] [amazon]