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Religulous great, Inkheart not

re Religulous:

Bill Maher interviews various people (mainly of the fringe variety) about their religious beliefs.  The results are pretty funny. But also scary. Like when he interviews Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas (Dem.), known for carrying a Bible in campaign ads. When asked if he believes in evolution, he responds, "The scientific community is a little divided." Then Bill Maher sharply disagrees, asking, "Could it possibly have been Adam and Eve 5,000 years ago with a talking snake in the garden? Could it?" Pryor then answers yes, and Maher responds with: "It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake." Smiling, Mark Pryor says, "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate, though." And when Bill Maher says nothing to this, letting what he just said sink in, the look on Pryor's face is priceless.
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re Inkheart:

Decent cast, interesting premise, horrible execution. This adaptation from a popular Young Adult fantasy novel just doesn't translate well to screen. Characterization was weak, suspense was lacking, pace was slow, and many characters just didn't have much to do. Effects were pretty good but this is just a bomb.

   
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Tavi at 19

Cursor's Fury (Codex Alera, Book 3) ~ Butcher, Jim
mmpb 544 pages ISBN-10: 0441015476 ISBN-13: 978-0441015474 

This entry in the Codex Alera find Tavi at the age of 19 and sent to the western province of Ceres to join the First Aleran Legion under the assumed name of Rufus Scipio.  Ceres is just north of Kalare and Tavi ends up in the thick of trouble as Lord Kalare is goaded into trying to take the throne from Gaius. Things take a little while to get interesting in this book but around halfway in it gets very good. Tavi's got his hands full dealing with an overwhelming army of Canim (huge dog-like warriors) and Amara and company are tasked with a risky rescue mission.  As before, the last ten pages have some eye-opening revelations.

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polite society

My daughter's turning five on Wednesday and some time ago my wife sent out an Evite to several moms requesting an RSVP as to whether or not they could make it with their child.  Since only one person even bothered to RSVP, my wife is now calling people to see if they can come.

The first person she called complained about being contacted by email and then, instead of saying something like "Sorry, we can't make it," said, "Oh, no, we couldn't come to Chuck E Cheese!"

I hope her daughter learns manners from her father.

 

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The Hunted (1995)

Just for kicks I revisted this 1995 B-movie starring Christopher Lambert as a businessman in Japan who finds himself targeted by a ninja cult. Cheesy stuff but it also features a confrontation on a bullet train between a bad-ass kendo teacher and samurai-sword wielding ninjas. It's bloody and ridiculous. (And fun.)

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The World Without Us: Required Reading

The World Without Us ~ Alan Weisman
trade paperback 432 pages ISBN-10: 0312427905 ISBN-13: 978-0312427900

When I told people I was reading this non-fiction book and that the premise was "What would happen to the earth if the human race suddenly vanished?" the usual response was to say something like, "So it's fiction?"

Ugh. NO.

First of all, to understand what could happen, we have to understand what has already happened so far.  And then, backed up by scientific knowledge from various experts in various fields, the author explains a very likely outcome of what would happen if we were just -- poof -- gone.  This book is absolutely fascinating.  So much so, that I was routinely ignoring the fantasy fiction I was concurrently reading and kept heading back to this book.  I don't often find non-fiction page-turners but this one qualifies.  And along with fascinating, this book is frequently alarming -- but not in a strident, self-righteous tone or anything like that.  This book presented me with many facts about the earth and our impact on it in a straightforward manner that just makes your proverbial jaw drop.  The two most alarming chapters for me were Chapter 9: Polymers Are Forever and Chapter 15: Hot Legacy.  In the former I learned all about the plastic refuse that is currently clogging our oceans. A LOT of plastic, mind-boggling... the Great Pacific Garbage Patch was mentioned and then I learned that there are at least six other large plastic-strewn gyres*.

So. That's bad. But then along comes Chapter 15 which goes into detail about radioactive waste, how much of it we have, what we're doing with it, and just how bad it is.  HOLY CRAP.  Take Uranium-238, for example.  This "depleted" version of U-235 has a half-life of 4.5 billion years.  In the United States alone, there's at least a half-million tons of it.  U-238 is an unusually dense metal, so we've been making armor-piercing bullets out of it.  (They can pierce tank armor.)  There's enough concentrated U-238 in the bullet points that radioactivity in the ashen debris can exceed 1,000 times the normal background level.  They'll emit radiation for more years than the planet likely has left.  (That is, this stuff will still be radioactive when 4 or 5 billion years from now our sun expands to a red giant and incinerates the inner planets in our solar system.  Nice.)

I could go on but suffice it to say that this book should be required reading.  An excellent book.

*Oceanography. a ringlike system of ocean currents rotating clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere.

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Naruto vol. 1

Naruto, Vol. 1 ~ Masashi Kishimoto
trade paperback   192 pages ISBN-10: 1569319006 ISBN-13: 978-1569319000

I've only been aware of manga -- the term for Japanese comic books or "graphic novels" -- peripherally.  And sometime in the past decade they started making in-roads into large chain bookstores, like Borders. Being over 40 and cynical, I ignored them.  But I am a chronic browser and curiosity got the best of me. I ignored all the ridiculous big-eyed variety of artwork and happened upon Naruto. This series seems to be one of the most popular and has over 40 volumes to date continuing the tale. 

Naruto is a young prankster enrolled in a ninja academy.  While routinely derided by the whole village, Naruto dreams of becoming the best ninja ever.  He also has a curious relationship with a nine-tailed fox demon that had destroyed the village some years before around the time of Naruto's birth.

His story mixes slapstick comedy with tragedy, magic and ninja skills. The artwork is vibrant black-and-white drawings. It was kinda fun though I must point out it's obviously geared towards teens so I am not the target demographic. 

Like traditional manga, the book is read from right to left (like Japanese).  I may check out more of these.

   
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Mayan madness

Yes, the "science" is ridiculous... yes, much of the action is wildly implausible... yes, it's sometimes hokey as hell. But it was also entertaining in a wildly apocalyptic over-the-top fashion with earthquakes, tsunamis, toppling buildings, explosions, and a biblical conceit that's just stupid. Fun to watch despite its flaws.

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Valkyrie is DOA

Tom Cruise as real-life would-be Hitler assassinator Claus Von Stauffenberg. *rolls eyes* ... Things wrong with it: 1) Tom Cruise is not a good actor. 2) I bet even Paris Hilton could guess the ending. (Maybe). 3) Not suspenseful. Things right with it: 1) Rest of cast is good. End result? A waste of time.

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NOvember

Here's my favorite poem about November: No, by Thomas Hood:

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member --
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds --
November!

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airships, pirates, and zombies -- oh my

Boneshaker ~ Cherie Priest

Trade Paperback 416 pages ISBN-10: 0765318415 ISBN-13: 978-0765318411

This adventure tale falls into the growing steampunk genre (a genre that's hard to pin down). Boneshaker is set in an alternate history. In this tale, the American Civil War has dragged on into the late 1880s, the Klondike Goldrush has happened earlier and to a larger degree, and Seattle (Washington Territory) is home to tens of thousands of settlers.  Due to an experimental earth-drilling invention that went awry, a vein of gas (known as the Blight) has infected downtown Seattle so that it had to be walled off from the Outskirts. Within the walled city are roaming bands of rotters (think zombies), and some people crazy enough to venture inside and eke out a living among the rotters and Blight gas. When 15-year-old Zeke sneaks into the city, his mother, Briar, heads in after him and then things get really interesting.  Most steampunk stories include airships and this story is no exception. Among the many interesting characters are piratical airship captains and crew. Makes for a very fun, very cool story.

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